Showing posts with label Little Women Amy bashing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little Women Amy bashing. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Just another Winona

Well, lots of excitement for a Tuesday. Around 1pm, I made the decision to watch Little Women for the upteenth time, hoping I would be able to sustain my exercise routine (see: riding leisurely on a stationary bike) through the duration of the film. I was unsuccessful (see: sobbing at Beth's "I'm-not-afraid-to-die" scene in unmatched pajamas was a huge blow to my glamorous workout facade), but I burned over 100 stationary bike calories, so that's something. Also, I am consistantly amazed at how emotionally invested I am in this particular movie. I never understand why Jo would refuse Laurie's proposal to start with (although she makes up for it by getting with Friedrich -- "your heart understood mine" -- who wouldn't fall for that line??), but even further than that, why Jo is okay with Amy marrying Laurie in the end?! I certainly wouldn't give my blessing to an annoying little sister who burned all my original manuscripts, stole my dream of Europe and eloped with my best friend and faux-former-fiance. "Well, I had it on good authority that our Teddy would never love another" is really code for "Sure, take my leftovers, bitch.. and at least I have one cool sister." Maybe it's because I secretly see myself as Josephine March. I mean, I write by candlelight, have a sister, am becoming more naturally brunette each day, and would totally chop my hair to by a train ticket for my mom so that she could see my wounded Civil War veteran father. The similarities are decidedly uncanny.

/LW diatribe.

Adding to the thrill of the afternoon was a friend calling me (!) to ask me to leave my house (!) and meet him at Qdoba (oohhhh really, Qdoba? but this was looking so promising). Normally I would've gone regardless of destination (the walls of my house have begun to suck away my soul, and leaving is the only chance of recovering small portions of it), but I also had to take into account the time sensitive issue at hand (he wanted to meet in one hour). Alright, so, a math lesson, if you will: time it takes to shower and look presentable/impressive + 25min drive to Qdoba > 1 hour. So I declined, and we rescheduled for Thursday, where I have made a high-priority note in my Google calendar to shower at least 16 hours beforehand. It's hard being a rockstar.

Lastly, I have decided to be proactive in my search for freelance work. Since months of experimentation has proven that it does not, in fact, come to me, I am on the hunt. Well, okay, maybe not hunt. I don't want to spend countless hours freezing my ass off in a tree stand dressed in Obnoxious Orange, waiting for editing work to frolic my way only to shoot it in the gut and later pose by the corpse for a new Facebook pic. No, I take a more metal-detector-on-the-beach approach. I'm a sweeper. It's a talent.

Here's hoping for a beep.